Bottom of the class

When I was at school I was so dumb the teacher said to me " Andy Scusting , You are so dumb you are the bottom of the class ! " and I said back to the teacher " I thought that the inteligent girl I have a crush on , she is the exchange student from Basel Switzerland named Elvira Schauble ........ I thought that she , yes she is the bottom of the class ! " .

How does a homosexual teacher work out who is the bottom of the class ? He goes into the boys showers .

Did Jew see the Holocaust movie starring Jennifer Lopez ? ...... At the end of the film , she was remembered for being ........ the bottom of the gas chamber .

What does AUDI stand for ? ...... Endy ( German accent ) U Discusting Idiot .

When Endy was at Ballarat Grammar School wasting his parents money ,the German teacher Mister Schumacher made learning German real slow and the French teacher Mister Prudhomme made learning French a real drag .